I have found my new daily “makes me laugh out loud” site, and all iPhone users can relate. I was at my friends this past weekend enjoying some fun talk when we decided to have an impromptu party at about 11pm. Before we knew it there was 7 of us hanging out playing Mario Kart 64 (for old school sake) and having a grand time. Some of us may have been heavily drinking and others, like myself, we’re just enjoying the antics. I thought this would be the perfect time to tell my story from earlier in the day.
I had been at the gym with a friend of mine taking her through my abs routine when she texted a friend, “Hey I’m at the gym right now with a buddy and he’s totally licking my ass!” WHAT!? Her friend was seriously confused and immediately my friend responded “KICKING! KICKING MY ASS!” We laughed so hard we gave our abs a double workout. After this story another friend at the impromptu party introduced us to what I like to think is going to become the new FML.com, Damnyouautocorrect.com.
We spent a good hour of that night reading through this website and laughing so hard at times that I literally could not breath and had tears rolling down my face. My abs are in serious pain but it was so worth it. I suggest to anyone who may be stuck with a boring situation to go to DamnYouAutocorrect.com and check it out. You will be provided with hours of entertainment and you could end up being the life of the party. I leave you now with a few screen caps of my favourite ones from that night. The second one is where I lost it and couldn’t stop laughing, enjoy!