Birthday Day Gift With Love
Poor “Chicken of the Sea” Jessica Simpson was dumped the night before her Barbie & Ken themed birthday party by her then boyfriend, Tony Romo (Carrie Underwood’s ex). Ouch. Talk about no class from Mr. Romo. What’s worse is, Jessica couldn’t even drown her sorrows with a night of drinking because she canceled her party last minute due to the recent turn of events. Do you think Jessica will turn to former beaus Nick Lachey, John Mayer or Carls Jr. for some comfort? My money is on super-sized combo meal at Carls Jr. Though the Simpson camp is in mourning, I’m sure the Dallas Cowboys fans are cheering their asses off as they’ve always blamed Jessica for Tony’s sub-standard playing.

Dumbledore Aint’ the Only Mo at Hogwarts
While some actors hate having to continually ward of gay rumors, Daniel Radcliffe loves it. According to reports, he regularly asks his homosexual friends to check websites for the latest gossip on him. While straight, Fairy Potter is thrilled to be mistaken as a homosexual. He tells Moviefone, “It’s wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that’s possibly why I’m quite camp, and some people think I’m gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. “It’s always good to keep them guessing.” Even though some say Daniel’s got a gay face, do you think he has a gay ass to go with that face?

Channing Tatum. Yes Please.
This past weekend, Channing Tatum wed his longtime girlfriend, Jenna Dewan in Malibu. The two met on the set of the dance flick, Step Up- a personal fave by some of the Homorazzi cast. Though he’s officially off the market, it’s still nice to admire this hot, hot, did I mention HOT stud. Check out the 29 year-old actor on the cover of GQ to promote his upcoming role in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra on August 7th.

Melrose Place 2.0 or 1.5?
With so many of the original cast returning for the reboot of iconic 90s serial-drama, Melrose Place, the producers might be wise to call it 1.5 instead of 2.0. Daphne Zuniga has agreed to come back for at least two episodes to reprise her popular character, Jo Reynolds. Already coming back to the fold are Laura Leighton (Sydney Andrews), Josie Bisset (Jane Mancini) and original bad-boy Thomas Calabro (Michael Mancini). Personally, I’m all for bringing back most of the original cast. It’ll be interesting to see how these now 40-somethings will interact with the current 20-something cast. Make sure you watch the premiere episode when it debuts on September 8th, 2009.

Michael Jackson Update
Since passing away three weeks ago, Michael Jackson has sold a total of 2.3 milion CDs. The three most popular CDs from his catalogue have been “Thriller, “Number Ones” and “Off The Wall”. Between you and me, the constant Michael Jackson updates regarding his death are getting to be a bit much. There comes a time when it’s just time to say good-bye. It also doesn’t help when his sister Latoya and his ex-wife, Debbie Row constantly in the media. Latoya is claiming he was murdered while Debbie Rowe is busy answering questions about the custody of MJ’s and her children. Seriously though, If I see Debbie Rowe getting any more plastic surgery on ET I’m going to scream and watch Access Hollywood. On my part, I promise no more MJ updates. Promise.

Random Fact
This was sent to a few us from fellow cast member, Dan.

AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 7TH OF AUGUST, THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE: 04:05:06 07-08-09

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