Real Housewives of New York: Countess LuAnn’s “Money Can’t Buy You Class”

Money may not buy you class, but it can certainly buy you a music video. And some awesome age-reversing lighting effects, to boot. Seriously, how much younger does Countess LuAnn de Lesseps look in the music video than on “The Real Housewives of New York“? The former model and nurse has taken her vanity and delusion to a whole new level. If you’ve ever watched the show, you know she is the furthest thing from class.

Apparently I don’t have class either (according to her lyrics), as I often text when out with dinner with friends and Brian, and I drink beer instead of champagne. Scratch that. I actually drink champagne from plastic cups (hey that’s all they had at Sasquatch Music Festival). While fellow “The Real Housewives…” compatriot Kim Zolciak (Tardy For The Party) released a song that actually wassn’t half bad (she obviously has way better auto-tuning producers), the Countess’ song is just AWFUL.

Having said that, I love how awesomely awful the song is. I love watching these crazy “housewives” and what antics they’ll be up to next. When she raps, she sounds like a poor-man’s RuPaul rapping. Sorry RU for even mentioning Luann in the same breath.


COUNTESS LUANN: MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU CLASS MUSIC VIDEO

KIM ZOLCIAK: TARDY FOR THE PARTY

Which do you think is the better track? or are they just both crap?

  • Is that a man? I love how anyone can be a recording artist with auto-tune LOL

  • Marc

    horrible on every level.

  • Ahhh her retouchers must’ve worked on Jurassic Park this is amazing haha I love Countess Luann, Kelly Bensimon must be furious

  • annann

    ewwwwwwwwwwww Lu lu Horrible to the MAX!!!
    You go girl. Kim has a female voice & acts like a Lady, Class isnt somehting you have Lu, You wouldn’t talk it if you did, garbarge. Lu . go back to hiddin outta where we have to see yah jhahahahha