Last week’s St. Patrick’s Day edition of Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap proved so popular, I thought I’d play the game again this weekend. With the 2011-12 television season coming to a close, I thought I’d pick three guys to compete against each other. Keeping sorta with the Irish theme, I selected three hotties with “O” names. Just because they have Irish sounding names, not all three of these actors come from the land of shamrocks. That being said, I’d still like to follow the rainbow to their “pot of gold” *wink*.

The three lucky men I picked for this edition of Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap are Chris O’Donnell, Alex O’Loughlin and Jason O’Mara. Find out which of these studs I’d like to walk down the aisle with, take to bed and use as a punching bag for all my bitch slaps. Be sure to make your predictions before preceding.

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Chris O’Donnell (41)

I have to admit, I’ve been crushin’ on Chris O’Donnell ever since the 90s. He was so adorably cute in “School Ties” and sexy as Robin in the Batman movies. The former teen model was the epitome of the boy next door. Nowadays, he’s better known as G. Callen on the hit CBS series, “NCIS: Los Angeles” co-starring LL Cool J. Now 41-years-old, Chris has been married to Caroline Fentress since 1997. They were college sweethearts and now have five children. Fun fact. He was once romantically linked to Reese Witherspoon. O’Donnell was born in Illinois to an Irish father and German mother.

Alex O’Loughlin (35)

Like most people, I first noticed Alex O’Loughlin when he was cast as the eye candy and Jennifer Lopez’s love interest in “The Back-up Plan“. Before he landed the lead role in CBS’ reboot of “Hawaii Five-0“, he starred in two failed CBS series. Looks like, the third time proved to be the charm. Alex has a son from a previous relationship from when he was 20-years-old. Currently, he’s romantically involved with Hawaiian pro surfer and model Malia Jones. O’Louglin was born in Australia and is of Irish and Scottish descent.

Jason O’Mara (39)

Before the current television season began, Jason O’Mara was touted as one of the season’s potential breakout stars. Sadly, like the dinosaurs, his FOX series, “Terra Nova“, is now extinct. Hopefully, Jason will get cast in a show during pilot season so we get to see his hotness in the Fall. His previous acting credits include guest roles on “Grey’s Anatomy”, “Men In Trees”, “Criminal Minds” and “CSI: Miami”. Jason has been married to actress Paige Turco since September 2003. The two have one child named David. O’Mara was born in Sandycove in South Dublin, Ireland.


Marry: Chris O’Donnell. Sure he doesn’t have the same boyish good looks in the 90s, but I love him and isn’t that what marriage is about???

F-ck: Alex O’Loughlin. That body. That accent. Sign me up for a night of wild fun.

Bitch Slap: Jason O’Mara. He’s hot but by process of elimination he’s the unlucky recipient of my bitch slapping. Plus I hear he loves doing it with dinosaurs. LOL.

I’ve made my picks, now it’s your turn to chose. Tell me who you’d Marry, F-ck, and Bitch Slap below.