Man Crush: Chris Hemsworth

Before I begin, I have to apologize for the one day lateness of my Man Crush feature. With the deadline for filing taxes approaching quickly, I was busy putting together the final items for our accountant. So with that said, I wanted this week’s selection to be huge, literally, to make up for the delay.

In honor of “Thor” hitting theaters next week, I decided to praise my love for its leading man, Chris Hemsworth. The studly Australian stud makes a little history with his selection. He’s the first one to be featured as my Man Crush twice. Back in 2009, when I started this weekly feature, I chose him and his brother as part of my first and only (as of today) Men Crush. At the time, I couldn’t decide which brother I was more infatuated with. Clearly, I’ve picked a team now and it’s Team Chris.

With a few high-profile big budget films on the horizon, including “Thor“, “Red Dawn” and “The Avengers“, the 27-year-old Australian is on the brink of super stardom. So much so, the Hollywood Reporter anointed him as part of Tinseltown’s new A-List. Hemsworth first made his film debut in 2009’s “Star Trek“. He played Captain Kirk’s father, George Kirk. Before filming “Thor”, the Melbourne-born hottie bulked up big time for the role. Take a look at the pictures later in the post, and you’ll “Marvel” at his transformation.

Sorry ladies and horny homos, Chris is officially a taken man. He married Spanish actress Elsa Pataky in December 2010. Pataky can be seen in multiplexes this weekend in “Fast Five” with Paul Walker and Vin Diesel. Without further ado, let’s begin the objectifying of Chris Hemsworth.

Giving the thumbs up or simply an opportunity to mildly flex his guns for the paparazzi.

Such a devilish smile.

YUM. His future is so bright, he has to wear shades.

He can hammer me anytime with those arms.

YUMMER. I can’t wait to see his hot body in 3D.

I’d like to tickle his ivories.

God of Waves. God of lust.

A couple of pics from his twinky days.

Even as a twink, he’s a knockout. I’d “punch” it with him in the ring for a couple of rounds.

Short or long hair? I like short. Doesn’t he look like Ryan Kwanten from “True Blood”?

I’d like to see him from this point of view (head down), if you know what you mean *wink*

What I wouldn’t give to be the meat in this Chris sandwich.

I love me a rugged man.

The whole redneck look works for him.

Showing some brotherly love. Can you believe there’s another brother in the mix. Chris is actually the middle child. Definitely doesn’t suffer from Jan Brady syndrome.

With his strong profile, it’s no wonder he was cast as a superhero.

One last shirtless pic to keep you panting.

  • gogo

    HOT!!! Please do his brother next.

  • He really could not be any hotter! Dream man for sure.

  • :D

    A Chris sandwich sounds delicious!

  • David

    Great minds think alike. I would also love to be the middle of a Chris sandwich. But, straight or not, you can’t have them, they’re mine. And yes, I’m very selfish! lol. Okay, if I had to actually pick only one, it would be Chris….You’ll have to guess which one. Hint, he’s the one with the Aussie accent. But you would have the rip the other one from my clenched grasp. And, it’s pretty strong.

  • bret

    he is smoking hot.

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  • cheryl

    I am a woman and i would toatlly agree he is so fine i would love to be his dream girl too bad he’s married id rock his world and then some mmmmm he looks so delicious i could just eat him up