Homorazzi Cast Members Look Like…
Filed under: Celeb Gossip & News, Patrick
Author: Patrick
Date: Sep 25, 2009
I decided it would be fun to figure out what celebs each of the Homorazzi cast members look like. I will tell you, some of these were easier than others. Some took me forever to figure out, and although they may not be the best choice, there are similarities.
Topher: Bjork
Aside from some similar facial features and skin tone, this makes even more sense because he’s about to become European in a matter of days.
Rich: David Caruso
Well, it’s either him or Conan – there aren’t all THAT MANY ginger celebs to choose from. Or any that were coming to mind anyway…
Dave: Elvis Presley
I’m so glad I thought of this one…Dave was even doing his hair like him for a while and definitely has that traditional preppy look now and then! Hunka, hunka, burnin’ love!
Donovan: Will Smith
Although Dono may not be black, he may as well be, and there are a few similarities with the Fresh Prince. He’s obsessed with Whitney, wrote the article on the top black supermodels, and is always down to get jiggy wit it.
Landon: Robert Pattinson
Some similar facials structure features, and they’re both creatures of the night.
Patrick: Jesse Metcalfe
Um, are you writing this post? No? Exactly, I can be whoever I want to be! Muhuahaha! I can only wish I looked like him. In all fairness, I did ask a few people who I would look like if I HAD to look like one of the celebs today, and he was one of those few mentioned so I went with it.
Dan: Patrick Swayze
There are similarities in the face, AND they’re both dance! How cool is that. Unfortunately, one is no longer with us. Wah, wah.
Jonny: Neil Patrick Harris
I think this one’s a bit of hair color and personality more than anything, but again, some similiarities. Both charming and great hosts too!
Saleem: Hugh Jackman
Although not so scruffy as Wolverine, there are some common features between Saleem and Jackman in the shape of their face, etc.
Brian: Jenson Ackles
Well, lucky for Brian he gets to look like this Supernatural being, Jenson Ackles. For those of you that don’t know, Brian’s pretty much mastered his posing/smizing face. I dare you to try to find one where he isn’t posing – “BAM,” as Tyra would say.
Adam: Jude Law
Aside from several common features, the fact that Jude Law will be in Sherlock Holmes works for this comparison as well, considering Adam’s thirst for secrets & gossip. Either that, or his quest to get Closer to those that are married. Both work.
Stephen: David Duchovny
This one’s a stretch, I’ll admit…a few similarities, maybe? No?
Redd: Lucy Liu
Redd would be all over being a Charlie’s Angel and all about getting some Dirty Sexy Money.
Kevin: Clive Owen
Now this one has more similarities once again, and Kevin’s got a bit of The International going on with all of the travel that he’s doing.
Tommy: Joey Fatone
Some similarities. At least he’s made a bit of a come having been on Dancing With The Stars for a while? Right?
New Cast Member: Andy Samberg
Find out next week who the mystery cast member is.
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Rich
September 25th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Bitch Please! Clearly you did not look hard enough.
Dash Mihok!
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04km04k3TUeue/610x.jpg
Kevin McKidd!
http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/cd4bec9abe_08mcki1.jpg
Donovan
September 25th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Jesse Metcalfe. Really Patrick? Really. Don’t we think highly of ourselves.
Rich
September 25th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
PS… Tommy’s IS the best. lol.
Redd
September 25th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Damn it why am I a girl? At least she’s fierce! Jesse Metcalfe eh?
Topher
September 25th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
haha, no joke, I thought about writing this just last week.
people always tell me I look like someone. I’ve gotten Leo DiCaprio, Julia Styles, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and yes, of course, Bjork
Redd
September 25th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I would say Julia Styles for sure!
Tommy D
September 25th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
you
mother
fucker
YOU CHOSE THE MOST HIDEOUS PHOTO OF ME EVER!
HOW DARE YOU
Tommy D
September 25th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
omg all of these are SO off. Adam does NOT look like Jude law.
AND Donovan is asian..Will Smith is black…what the hell. Patrick, did you go blind?
Jonny does not look like doogie howser
OMG IM RE WRITING THIS ARTICLE
FAIL
Patrick
September 25th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
hahaha, good luck with that. It’s not as easy as it looks
Rich
September 25th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
TOMMY!!!! Too funny
Tommy D
September 25th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
yes it is…theres a program on the internet that i found a while back that does it for you.
Let me just say that I did yours first, and jesse metcalfe was not there dear!
hahah
Adam
September 25th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Joey Fatone…? wow….
way harsh ty. i love it all though :P
Patrick
September 25th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
PS:
a) I made a disclaimer
b) I wrote about the fact that Dono wasn’t black
c) I also thought Jonny didn’t look like it, but didn’t find a replacement (because I didn’t use a computer program)
d) AND some of them ARE accurate
matintin
September 25th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I can’t believe you missed Steve Carrell for Stephen.
Kevin
September 25th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Patrick this is genius. I effing love it! No they aren’t all 100% but I definitely applaud your effort and think it’s hilarious. Nice work buddy, nice work. :)
Rich
September 25th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Kevin…. that’s because you got Clive Owen! BIAS!
Tommy D
September 25th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Ok people….hahah heres what I found LOL!
Patrick – Barry Williams 74%
Brian – Rupert Everett 71%
Donovan – Stephen Show 86% (?)
Dave – Billy Crystal 68%
Topher – Gareth Gates 78%
Rich – John Lennon 73%
Jonny – Wayne Brady 80%
Dan – Patrick Swayze 67% (GOOD WORK PATRICK!)
Landon – Oded Fehr 76%
Redd – Josh Duhamel 78%
Kevin – Jason Lee 75%
Stephen – Meryl Streep 68%
Adam – Hayden Christensen 78%
Tommy – Jake Gyllenhall 80%
Saleen – Gavin Rossdale 75%
Heres the proof!
http://yfrog.com/5jcelebsj
LOL!
Tommy D
September 25th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
guh…Joey Fatone…if you break up his name it spells FAT ONE…COOOLAH!
Patrick
September 25th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Tommy,
a) Some of the people on that computer generated list and nonames (so were the two people Rich recommended as look alikes for him – even though they were similar) which takes the fun out .
b) Some of them are so ridiculously off – Like one of the options for Dono is Olivia from The Cosby Show? Really!?
Tommy D
September 25th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
i liked his minnie driver hahaha.
so hilarbots!
Kyle M
September 25th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Oh please tommy’s just trying to support his personal jake gyllenhaal 80%.
GRRRRRRL you wish.
Harlequin
September 26th, 2009 at 4:25 am
I wish someone would compare ME to Lucy Liu. That would be kick ass. Unfortunately when people see me, they say “Hey, you look like David Boreanaz”. Gee. Awesome.
Redd
September 26th, 2009 at 10:54 am
David’s hot, don’t you think?
Nic O.
September 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am
omF.G. i just spit out my coffee when i saw patrick matched with bob saget……
Harlequin
September 26th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Haha, well if you think so Redd, then hurray for me. ;P
Richard
September 29th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Landon = Luke McMaster.
Don’t ask me why late 90′s canadian pop celebs were on the radar today, but it’s really quite uncanny.