Phew, I am one tired biznatch. Patrick, Tyrell, Brian and myself decided to spend Thanksgiving with a few of our Seattle friends this weekend and partake in the festivities. You know the important ones. Shopping on Black Friday, playing drinking games with friends and dancing the night away to “Whip My Hair” & “What’s My Name?“.

On the drive back home, we stopped by Target and Best Buy to look for Christmas gifts. I’m not sure if it was a case of overtiredness, delusional behavior from dealing with the crowds or if there was still copious amounts of alcohol in our blood system from the night before. But whatever the case was… we got a huge case of the giggles at the book aisle in Target.

What started off as a shout-out to our favorite Hills girl, Lauren Conrad, quickly turned into interpretations of other celebrity book covers. At one point, and I’m not even remotely exaggerating here, I was laughing so hard, I could barely keep my iPhone still to take the picture. When Patrick does a certain reality contestant, it had us laughing so hard and for so long, I thought we were going to get kicked out. The looks we were getting from other shoppers were UH-MAZING. Like, look at these crazy homos. God, love the suburbs.


Here are the pictures in the order we took them.

Patrick whispers sweet nothings into Ricky’s ears.

Patrick enjoys some poop talk with Whoopi.

Tyrell illegally kisses Bieber.

Patrick and Tyrell do a little “Bang Bang” with Chelsea Handler

LMFAO. This was the killer for me.

Tyrell as Kourtney, Patrick as Kim and Brian as Khloe.

This impromptu shoot inspired us to bring more in the coming weeks, so stay tuned. Hope everyone had a great weekend.