Stars, they’re just like us! They too, get plucked from the audience to have Britney Spears ride them like a choo-choo train. In what’s become some sort of tradition, the “Toxic” singer gave her opening act a parting gift he soon won’t forget. For his last concert date on the “Femme Fatale Tour“, Joe Jonas was given a lap dance by Spears herself in front of a sold-out crowd at London’s Wembley Arena. The look on his face was priceless.
While most straight men (and some gay ones) would be ecstatic of the thought of Britney’s fishnet-clad thighs wrapped around them, Jonas looked more awkward than a twelve-year old boy getting his first erection during sex ed class. At one point, it even looks like Joe mouths “oh sh*t” when Brit pounces on him. Not insinuating anything but Joe look more eager to have one of Brit’s male dancers do the lap dancing. Ooops, looks like I was insinuating something after all. LOL. Watch the clip below and especially where Joe’s eyes focus on.
Britney Spears’ Lap Dance For Joe Jonas
What did you think? What are the chances Joe got a woody during that? I’d say about the same chances as me winning the Powerball jackpot two weeks in a row. ZILCH. Afterward, Joe tweeted the following.
What a great night! LONDON! you rule! what a way to end the @britneyspears tour.
“‘And.. @britneyspears thanks for the strip tease.. ;)”
Love the wink smiley face. Oh, Joe. PS, didn’t he look very comfortable SLASH happy having that pink feather boa wrapped around his neck. I’m sure you can catch him wearing that same ensemble at a drag queen show near you in the year 2020. Mark my words.