Big Brother 13 Episode 13 Eviction: “…Take A Knife Right Now And Gut Me”

Here we go! So last night Daniele put Jordan up on the block as a pawn against Brendon and the two of them are up on the block. For the first time this summer, a veteran will be sent packing…and it better be Brendon! Rachel of course is devastated by the situation, bawling her eyes out. “Who am I gonna jump on when I win HOH?” she says.

Brendon and Rachel make a last ditch effort to try to get Brendon to stay in the game by campaigning with some houseguests, and borderline threatening others. Their only hopes are Porsche, Adam, and potentially Shelly (but I doubt it). Daniele tries to sway Porsche to her side, when Rachel walks in, thinking they are scheming behind her back. “Why doesn’t she just take a knife right now and gut me,” says Rachel in the diary room. She’s losing it already.

Evel Dick makes a special appearance where he critique’s Daniele’s performance so far. I loved the comparison between her showmance with Nick last time she was on BB and her showmance this Dominic this time. Too funny.

Anyway, this episode is all about the eviction and the HOH, so here’s how the voting played out…


  • Jeff: BRENDON
  • Rachel: JORDAN
  • Kalia:

  • Adam: BRENDON
  • Porsche: JORDAN
  • Lawon: BRENDON
  • Shelly: BRENDON

With a 5-2 vote, Brendon is evicted from the Big Brother house. We now learn that there will be a twist in the game and the next evicted houseguest will have a chance to get back in the game. One of them will get a chance to battle against one of the first four evicted houseguest (based on America’s vote) and the winner of the challenge will get to return to the game.

At the HOH Competition, it’s Check Mate. Two at a time, the houseguests face off and the questions are all based on either Keith, Cassi, or Dominic. The first person to buzz in with the correct answer moves on, with the other person is out. Here’s how it played out:

  • 1. Jordan VS. Kalia: Jordan Eliminated
  • 2. Rachel VS. Lawon: Lawon Eliminated
  • 3. Kalia VS Adam: Adam Eliminated
  • 4. Rachel VS Porsche: Rachel Eliminated
  • 5. Jeff VS Shelly: Jeff Eliminated
  • 6. Kalia VS Porsche: Porsche Eliminated
  • 7. Shelly VS Porsche

KALIA WINS HOH!!!! I totally screamed when she won! I couldn’t have asked for a better turnout! Can’t wait to see who she puts up! Rachel and Porsche perhaps?

  • Dan

    Best episode of Big Brother ever. I was jumping up and down in front of my TV when Kalia won. FUCK YEAH! Her and Danielle are my two favourites!

    Also, watching Rachel completely dissolve after being ousted from the HOH competition was the icing on the cake.

  • I know I’m soooo happy!!! 🙂

  • Jordan

    It’s funny how that happened. I wonder how many mo’s (myself included) screamed and jumped off the couch when she won!

  • Cliff

    Im still not a fan of Kalia…. I don’t know why i don’t like her..

  • Danny

    I just really hope she won't put Rachel up ):
    Jeff or Jordan needs to go this week. /;

  • Mike

    *raises hand* I totally screamed!! My sister was laughing at me and told me to relax my life!! Danielle is one of my all-time favorites and Kaila winning was the only way she was going be safe!! My sister was rooting for Rachel because she thought she was the “underdog”….it was her 1st time watching!! I was like “just shut up”


  • CherryCoke

    I’d love for Brendon to be chosen to compete against the next evicted house guest. He would think that he would be getting back in the game with Rachel and then I’d hope (cross fingers) the evicted house guest would be Rachel!

  • Dan

    OH NO! Imagine if it were Brendan versus Rachel next week and Brendan threw the competition so she could get back in the house? Disgusting to the max.

    I would love to see a Cassi versus Rachel showdown!!

  • I think they should put up “Sketchy Shelly” lol. And Adam. He’s boring. Also, everyone who wears the costume gets evicted so…it just has to happen.

  • CT

    okay, Khalia’s goodbye video to Brendon was amazing! “I genuinely have no clue why you’re so arrogant. There are a lot of things that are easier than rocket science, and apparently getting you out of this house is one of them.” Loves it! Anyways, while I would like to see a Cassi vs Rachel showdown, I have a feeling it wouldn’t happen, because I’m pretty sure Rachel will be exiting this week anyways, plus she called Dom a fa**ot. So I’m still rooting for Dom, I’d like to see him team up with Danielle, Khalia, and Lawon if he’s in that alliance, which I guess he is, he was wearing Danielle’s robe. It could be Regulators v2.0.