I’ve always wondered how male contestants in the Big Brother house, relieve themselves. God knows most of us can’t last a week let alone the entire summer. Well, wonder no more thanks to BB12′s Lane Elenburg. Go in the shower, and pretend you’re cleaning your ears whilst jerking off. Check out the minute and half long video of the beefy but hot dumb Lane whacking off. It’s definitely H.O.T. in a PG kinda of way. No nudity, just your imagination.

Not only, do we now know, his sex and cum faces, but now we know he’s right handed. At least when he jerks off. I think if I were in the BB house, I would take an approach similar to Howie from Big Brother 6. He was creative enough to use a wooden trunk in the yard and use it as his “Jack Shack“. No cameras in there.

I wonder if Lane actually thought for one minute he was fooling anyone that he wasn’t jizzing all over the shower, but picking his ears. Care to take any guesses on what he was visualizing while trying to climax? Brendon, Britney or *gasp* Ragan? Either way watching Lane going to town is kinda hot.