Filed under: Patrick, TV Shows
Author: Patrick
Date: Sep 11, 2009
Okay. Who to route for now? I’m left with three people that I have to choose from. It’s going to have to be Jordan. Although she hasn’t been the leader in any strategic plans and really hasn’t put herself on the line to get where she is, I want her to win over Kevin and Natalie. Even further, if NataLIE wins this game, I will not watch this show next season (or so I say at this point). With the final four, I wanted Michele to win, but alas she is gone and I have to work with what I’ve got.
Log On. The three finalists are on a spinning log, grasping onto a key, competing in the first part of the 3 Part HOH competition. “Its raining, it’s pouring, I love all the backdooring”. Kevin essentially wants to take Jordan with him to the end because Natalie has more votes in the jury house. Kevin is totally relying on Jordan at this point. Um really? Good luck with that. As much as I love her, she is the rely-er! She relied on Jeff, so if you want to take her to the end, you have to TAKE HER to the end.
In an effort to distract Jordan, Lydia says that Michele is happy that she gets to spend time with Jeff with Jordan not there in the jury house, to which Jordan responds, “You’re a little instigator.”
Go Jordan, Please! YESSSSSS!!! As soon as I said that (for real out loud), Natalie almost fell (I’m THAT powerful). Jordan seems really focused. So far so good – I’m happy. Kevin is complaining about being a Californian and it never raining. Whatever, I don’t care. Anyway, then it start snowing! Elapsed time = 1.5 hours. Pretty much hailing now. Hail Mary, Full of Grace, PLEASE let Jordan win. Elapsed time = 3hrs 2 minutes. When Natalie asks how everyone is doing, Kevin responds, “I’m going until the sun rises, wench. Kevin’s hand is totally shaking. Natalie and Jordan are whispering to each other as they watch Kevin’s hand. Jordan says she’s freezing. Kevin then tells her that that if she keeps shaking it will warm her up, trying to distract her. Just then, the log starts to move and she falls. Falls! 3 hrs 27 minutes in. “I would say it was a $500,000 mistake,” Jordan says.
Natalie thinks that everything is perfect. Except for everything (as we can see on our end). Kevin is thinking that Natalie has to fall so he can eventually kick her off. “I swear to everything that I know. My man! My life,” says Kevin. Meanwhile, in confessional, Kevin says,”My word means nothing in this game.” True dat. Come on Natalie, Fall. Natalie eventually jumps off, thinking she can trust Kevin completely. Now Kevin thinks to himself, “There’s only ONE COMPETITION between me and the $500,000!” Log Off. Part Two of the HOH competition is next!
Then, they meet with Julie. 67 days in. Julie announces, In a Big Brother first, all three of you will make it to finale night on Tuesday. No one is leaving the house tonight. ” Natalie and Jordan will compete live on Sunday and the winner of that will compete against Kevin on finale night. The winner of that part decides on who they want to compete against in the final two. Immediately that person leaves and joins the jury, when usually they have a few days to go back to the jury and complain and rat on the final two. Now, because they don’t have time to do so it will be different. Good I think, though.
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Meanwhile at the Jury House: Russell, Lydia, and Jesse are expecting another guest. Lydia and Russell hope Kevin wins and hope that it is Jeff that walks through the door. As Jeff walks in, they all cheer that he got kicked out and walks in. Meanwhile, I cry. Nerve racking for Jeff to walk into that mess. Jeff tells them all that Kevin stabbed him right in the back, to their surprise. To Jeff’s surprise, everyone has turned on Natalie.
Random input: Jeanelle, Mike, Danielle, Dick – previous BB contestants, all share their input. Evil Dick had won. Mike had also won – bought a Bentley, reinvested in a restaurant group and alll. Danielle says that Natalie has played the best game, since it’s her style that Natalie lied very well and got Kevin to do her dirty work. Worst moves of the season? Jeanelle says that Jeff getting rid of Russell because of the paranoia was not the best choice. Best game choice? Some said Jeff using the Coup d’Etat to take out Russell. 2) Whereas, others said Natalie and Kevin using their power to put russell up because of their lie. The lie changed the game. On Chima. Mike agreed that she should have been kicked out, but sympathizes with her. Dick says she should jump off a bridge, and that she lost site of the end – it was the stupidist move of the game. Of the four, it seemed consistent that people want Kevin to win. He avoided conflict and got very far. Hmm. But so did Jordan…
Natalie and Jordan go head in part two of three part HOH competition. The winner competes against Kevin for title of HOH.
In the backyard. First up is Natalie. Essentially, it’s a giant game board with numbered heads from 1-10 in chronological order, with the subject being in what order houseguests were HOH . These two have 2 minutes to roll them into the correct hole. Most answers correct wins. If there is a tie, the most time remaining in clock will win. Natalie is doing “ok”, but for some she’s getting them into the wrong holes. Ugh okay. Good. In the end, she gets 5 answers correct out of 10. I don’t see Jordan being very good at this game because of the memory aspect. I’m hoping that she gets 6. If I think she’ll perform as usual, she’ll get 5. As she starts, she’s confident and grabs two balls right away. Wrong spot. It’s okay. Then she gets them in. Four so far. Five so far. One min left. Now she has 6, 7, 8, 9!!! She fucking won it !!!. Nine out of 10. So amazing!!!
Julie reminds everyone that America is the 7th juror. Then her baby kicks her in the tummy.
Anyway, Jordan wins. Natalie only got 5/10. Jordan now has to face against Kevin on finale night. In her defence, Natalie says it was a mental challenge and blah blah blah…but then Julie interrupts her and says,” It was mental and physical actually.” Burn. Thanks, Julie!
Rich
September 11th, 2009 at 9:04 am
The best part was when ChenBot gave NataLIE a little verbal slap for whining that she’s no good at mental challenges.
ChenBot: “It was mental AND physical Natalie”. Take that biznatch.
Kat
September 11th, 2009 at 10:53 am
SO proud of Jordan. I don’t care if Kevin or JOrdan wins as long as Natalie doesn’t. She better not even make it to the final two.