Big Brother 11 Episode 1 Recap: “The Super Wedgie”

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Cut off from the outside world, 12 contestants competing for $500,000 once again entered the Big Brother house last night, embarking on the 11th season. In Big Brother style, the houseguests had a number of twists thrown their way right off the bat.

The houseguests were let into the house in small groups, with the best rooms and beds obviously getting claimed first. The houseguests then gathered in the livingroom, nervously munching on some snacks and sipping on champagne. Here, the lying and strategizing began. To name a few, Chima didn’t disclose her age, Natalie lied about her age and her Olympic accomplishments, and Michele said she was a lab assistant when in fact she is a Neuroscientist. While they were getting to know each other (or lying to each other), Host Julie Chen interrupted them to drop a bomb. The game was going to be played with each individual being part of a common high school crowd. Julie then exclaimed, “Na na na, boo boo.” Just kidding – she didn’t say that.

In this summer season of Big Brother, the houseguests are going back to school so to speak – Mean Girls clique style. I had to reference Mean Girls – “I’m a mouse, duh!” So in this case, you have your athletes (JV Jocks), populars (the plastics), Brains (mathletes), and Oddballs (art freaks). Julie then went onto explain that if a member of your clique wins the title of Head of Household, your ENTIRE clique is safe from elimination. Wow, that changes things a lot. They really have to stick together within their respective cliques to take advantage of this.

The cliques were disclosed in the yard as follows…


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Athletes
Russell: 24 years old, of Walnut Creek, California. Commercial Real Estate Broker / Mixed Martial Arts Fighter
Jeff: 30 years old, of Norridge, Illinois. Advertising Salesman.
Natalie: 24 Years old of Gilbert, Arizona. Tae Kwon Do Champion.
Jesse: 23 Years old. Previously on Big Brother 10. Professional Body Builder

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Popular
Jordan: 22 Years old, of Matthews, North Carolina. Waitress.
Braden: 28 Years old, of Santa Monica, California. Surfer.
Laura: 21 Years old, of Atlanta, Georgia. Has Big Boobs.

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Brains
Michele: 27 years old of Pasadena, California. Neuroscientist.
Ronnie: 30 years old of Belpre, Ohio/ Video Game Expert.
Chima: 32 years old of West Hollywood, California. Freelance Journalist.

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Offbeat
Kevin: 29 years old, of Chula Vista, California. Graphic Designer.
Lydia: 24 years old of Torrance, California. Special Effects Make-Up Artist.
Casey: 41 years old, of St. Petersburg, Florida. 5th Grade Teacher.

If you had to be categorized within one of the four, which clique would you belong to?

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So, then just when the houseguests thought all the surprises have been revealed, they were wrong. The Head of Household challenge consisted of all 12 of them being hung by a pair of underwear, “The Wedgie,” while they grasped onto a toilet seat hanging above them, branded with their name on it. Last one still holding on wins the title of Head of Household – or so they thought. ACTUALLY, there would be a 13th cast member that was about to join, and this 13th person will be the first Head of Household.

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There were four contestants waiting behind the scenes with Julie Chen – one person representing each of the established cliques. They were all from previous seasons (to be expected) and consisted of Michael Cowboy Ellis from Season 5 who made it to the final two, Jessica from Big Brother 8 that lost track of the game by falling for another sly houseguest, Brian from Big Brother 10 who was the first houseguest evicted, and lastly Jesse from Big Brother 10 – the hot, hot beefcake from Season 8. Need a reminder….

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Whichever clique wins the challenge determines which of the past “non-winners” would get to play Big Brother once again. First clique to all let go of their toilet seat were the Brains, thereby flushing Brian’s chances of joining the Big Brother cast again down the toilet. Ouch. First one voted off last time, and first one sent away (again) in his chance to rejoin. Too bad, he was cute. Second clique to all let go were the Offbeats, Sending the Cowboy back to the ranch as well. After several super wedgies, that left the competition to being between Popular and Athlete. Kinda predictable in this scenario. Handing by a thread, It ended up that Braden, the last of the Popular kids still being yanked by their underwear, could no longer hold on, meaning the Athletes win and Muscle Man Jesse from Season 10 joins the cast, giving Russell the Love Muscle from this season, as he’s called, a run for his muscles money.

SO, Jesse from last season is now the Head of Household and he must put two houseguests that are not from his clique onto the chopping block.

My guess is that it will be a Brains and an Offbeat. I’ll say it will be down to Ronnie and Lydia. Nothing against them, but I just think that that is who Jesse will pick.

Who do you think will be the 1st houseguest voted off of Big Brother 11?

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Big Brother will broadcast 3 nights a week starting on Sunday, July 12th (8:00-9:00pm, ET/PT), Tuesday, July 14th (9:00-10:00pm, ET/PT) and the live eviction show, hosted by Julie Chen, starts Thursday, July 16th (8:00-9:00pm, live ET/delayedPT). Check out the Big Brother recap every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday on Homorazzi.com.

  • Kyle

    I absolutely HATE Jessie with a complete passion!It kinda ruined the season having to see him and his ego walk around and just like Beyonce says, “He got a big ego”..and this time it isnt sexual inuendo..hes just arrogant.

  • Nicole Dewberry

    What chanagle is big borther on ??

  • Kodie

    Ahhh i hated Jesse on his season, such a douche. I really wanted Jessica to come back, i think she totally got the shaft on her season! the athletes are totally gonna control the house for a few weeks i think! and douche nozzle Jesse is totally gonna go after the weak ones cause he has no clue how to play the game. Week one should be the easiest week to get out a strong player because you can blame it on bad first impression at the nomination ceremony! I really like lydia but her strong personalitly will either take her far or she’ll be out in the first couple weeks.

  • bigbro creep

    big brother is for shallow terdplops LOL have a nice summer freeks and sicko voyeurists watching wannabe losers who’d sell their grandmother to satan for 10 seconds of fame and prolly no money LOL big bro fans are the scum at the bottom of the outhouse chutehole. LOL get a life terdploppers. o and for the 330 lb housefraus who act all holier than thou and like terdplops like cappy, get a life too and take it easy on the bonbons.only 3 boxes a day please ladies, we/re in a recession for the luv of the pagan gods. id rather pray to them than than praying to your god, les moonves and his europa bull julie “easy in easy out” chen. and pay extra s[ecial attention to the cpommercials cuz without dem yu’d get no shows and buy their prudcts like sexpills fro erections and drugs to muck your brain even worse and toiletpaper and kentucky grillers chikken. BOK BOK. and pray to michael jackson and sasha and malia too. YA DAGGUM TERDPLOPPERS!!!!!!!!! [email protected] all Yall!!!!!!!!!TERDPLOPPERS!!!!!!!!

  • Zunkin

    bigbro creep, your a gamer nerd yea I can tell, I my self am one too LMFAO, lol at your nerd self go pwn someone in game nob you know this crap docent mean [email protected]# to you, let people be who they want to be, and you know your fav is Ronnie, or GTFO.

  • BB Fan

    Bigbro creep sure knows a great deal about BB considering he/she isn’t a fan… very opinionated for someone that isn’t a fan!
    I think BB11 is great so far. Shame they split up the groups unfairly in terms of strength, but I am sure they will drop a few more twists to make a it a little fairer on some of the other house guests. I think it is a great watch for the Summer and not a waste of time if you have a PVR 🙂

  • judy

    I agree 100percent with kyle. I hope jesse gets kicked out real soon. If not,one lest viewer.

  • TINA

    I FEEL THAT THE SHOW IS VERY RACIST, A BLACK PERSON HAS NEVER WON. WHEN DANIELLE WAS ON THE SHOW SHE PLAYED THE GAME VERY WELL AND SHE SHOULD HAVE WON, BUT BECAUSE JULIE AND THE PRODUCERS ALLOWED WHAT DANIELLE HAD SAID ABOUT THE OTHER HOUSE GUEST SHE CAME IN SECOND. DANIELLE STAYED LOYAL TO THE ONLY PERSON SHE HAD A ALLIANCE WITH. SHE HAD WON HANDS DOWN. I HATE THE SHOW BECAUSE THEY NEVER PUT ENOUGH BLACK PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE GIVING A BLACK PERSON A BETTER CHANCE AT WINNING. I FEEL ALL BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD NOT WATCH THE SHOW AT ALL, GIVE YOUR RATING TO ANOTHER SHOW MY BLACK PEOPLE. AND JULIE YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!

  • Emj

    Is julie preggo?? I noticed a small bumpq