There’s no arguing the fact that Big Brother is seriously lacking male eye candy this season. While we have Spencer and Andy, those lucky folks in Brazil have Beto Malfacini. Life’s just not fair.

The international male model is currently competing on the Brazilian reality show A Fazenda. It’s like Big Brother but on a farm and cast with a group of celebrities. Like BB, there is no privacy and every move is captured on camera (luckily for us).

Check out Beto showering after a hard day of work on the farm. The vision of him cleaning his crotch and butt in the second clip is everything. I need a cold shower after watching that.