Just short and sweet, I find it a fine line between artistic integrity, videos that were on repeat at friends’ (Donovan‘s) house, and things that just made me happy despite popular concensus when considering what makes my list. But covering and considering all those bases, here we go. Agree or disagree, here were some great visuals to great songs this year that made it 2012 for me, and maybe you, but mostly me.
Love it or hate it, over a billion hits on YouTube can’t be wrong. We may never want to hear it again, but it will definitely, always remind me of 2012. Two words: Invisible. Horse.
It creeped me out, it’s visuals thrilled me, the colours kept me captivated. Fiona came back with something pretty amazing this year and proved she still had artistic integrity. Two words: Sunken. Cheeks.
Pride anthem 2012, the video made me feel like I was watching a high budget drag show. It was on the television, it was playing in the back, and although typical Nicky glamour shots, it’s all around plain, gay, self indulgent fun to watch, and made it a little more 2012 for me. Two words: Titty. Flick.
One, of two entries by S.S., all you need sometimes is a pretty literal interpretation for a video. One of those videos I can’t stop watching while I start, and accompanied by a fantastic song. Two words: Slow. Motion.
Really, where would we have been without this choreo this year. Even Glee locked the doors, and lowered the blinds. Just a few dance moves and a football outfit, and you can make something memorable. Two words: Mesh. Top.
Kylie came back and knocked it out of the park with her gay-tabulous London music vid this year. We dreamt of red hearts and slutty dresses all summer, and she didn’t let us down. Two words: Macrame. Dress.
P!nk killed it when she paired a mediocre song with a killer video. She splashed coloured chalk, contemporary dance, and a gorgeous male lead with an outrageous body. Two words: Ab. Dominals.
They came out with a fantastic album, a great single, and the most complicated and intricate video this year. A whole lot of fantasy and creativity. Two words: Epic. Journey.
This year she showed she could leave the shadow of her sister and do something that was wholly hers. With a little Lauryn Hill, a splash of Velvet Rope, and a tonne of polyester, Solange put together something crazy good. Two words: Patterned. Everything.
I finally got the fascination. And although still not a fan girl, all ten minutes is justified in something that I think is pretty fantastic. A story, some poetry, her best song to date, and some iconic visuals that will always remind me of her. She really did nail it. Two words: American. Nomad.
Jae Oh
December 27th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Congrats. Way to go showing your limited knowledge of the music industry!
(I see what you did there, adding Of Monsters And Men. Nice try, you almost tricked me there. All is ruined when you list the Scissor Sisters twice (TWICE? HAHAHAHAHAbarf). And, O-M-G, shocking: Kylie Minogue and Nicki Minaj.) (On that note, how DARE you leave out your queen, Madge?)
Two words for this Nic guy: You. Suck.
I should start by saying that I have been a reader for a few years now and this Nic guy barely writes for Homorazzi, but when he does, you can bet that it’s solely for masturbatory purposes: “LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY! IT’S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEE.”
Nic, get over yourself. And get some new glasses (even though I’m sure those were realllllly cool in 2009.)
This might just be his personal top 10, but it still speaks for your site. Homorazzi , just another gay cliche mess.
And Homorazzi: try being more selective in your contributors and keep your friends as friends.
Not only are you at least 3 hours behind on all of your “news,” but (aside from Donovan and Patrick) your group of buddies aren’t all very good (or relevant) writers and too many of them just look like cookie cutter lame gays.
How embarrassing for you guys.
But we can at least have fun JUDGING you guys.
Thankssssssss.
PS. “Losing You” is extremely amazing. Guilty there.
Agree that 2013 should lead to a shake up in the Homorazzi crew and their content? Sound off below.
yep. assuming they want to be around for 2014.
Nic
December 27th, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Huh. Way to make someone feel “this” big Jae. Difference of opinion on something as miniscule as music videos aside, I’m just also not entirely sure why you’re on this site to begin with if you could explain.
Allan
December 27th, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Jae Oh – You know what’s seriously interesting to me? At no point do you offer any alternative opinions to the article presented here. What could possibly make you so mad that you feel the need to respond in this way? Vapid gays like you give the rest of us a bad name. You’re certainly no better than straight people who attack our community with no merit. Do you feel good about yourself? You’re a real cunt.
Tommy D
December 27th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Cyber bullying doesn’t count from people who don’t know how to use brackets properly.
Daniel
December 27th, 2012 at 8:57 pm
wow Jae, get a life.
Brett
December 27th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
Hmm.. Well, it’s articles like this that make me WANT to come back and visit homorazzi.com. Any site with a top 10 list that features two references to the Scissor Sisters and one to Kylie is my kind of site!
Ellie Goulding’s “Anything Can Happen” was also one of my top faves for the year. The visuals were so beautiful!
Also..Nic, I love your glasses!
Jae Oh
December 27th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
Fine, I agree, I was cunty and my use of brackets isn’t 100% perfect. Phew, good thing I’m not a writer.
- First, let me just clarify: Allan – I am not attacking OUR community. How is calling out one writer who happens to be gay, addressing an entire community? That’s a far stretch and you’re just being silly. Tommy D – Cyber bullying? Really? You guys put yourself and your opinions out there and ASK for comments… Unless by ‘sound off’ you mean for us readers to praise you? That’s also silly.
- Second, let’s start with what Homorazzi actually is:
Homorazzi ‘where gays judge everything.’
Oh wait… I mean “dish” everything.
Ha. That’s funny, you changed that.
So does that mean only you guys can judge then? Again, I mean “dish.”
- Third, Nic, I visit this site because I am gay and I am Canadian. Let’s be honest: you’re a regular on the video episodes, (“LOOK, I’m on TV you guys!!!!!!”) Plus, you don’t write very often for the site, but when you do, it’s something about Nic. Probably doesn’t speak to most gay Canadians (but again, “LOOK, my story is online and it’s about me!!!!!”). Reality check maybe?
Allan – The list could have been pulled from MTV.com or any other mainstream site where your fave hot jams were force-fed to you by big media. Just typical.
A few alternatives (that are just as catchy and worthy of being in a top 10 list):
Get Free (feat. Amber of Dirty Projectors) – Major Lazer
Electric Guest – This Head I Hold
Frank Wiedemann & Ry Cuming – Howling
Grimes – Genesis
Jessie Ware – 110%
S O H N – The Wheel
JJAMZ – Hearbeat
Yeasayer – Fingers Never Bleed
Blackbird Blackbird – All
Alt-J – Something good
Donny
December 27th, 2012 at 10:38 pm
Just saw ‘Ride’ for the first time reading this post. Ten minutes and not a wasted frame. Brilliant!
Nic
December 27th, 2012 at 11:05 pm
So I’m getting the vibe that you hate me Jae, and I’m not sure why, but that’s fine. You’re entitled to your opinion.
I guess after looking through my last ten articles, and seeing a posting about a charity event, a music article that includes one of your choices (JJAMZ, great tune, also love Alt-J and been a fan of Yeasayer for years), an article about how the American Family Association Christian group was trying to stop an anti-bullying day, and a post about No Doubt’s controversial and vaguely racial stereotyping video constitutes me constantly talking about myself?
You’re right Jae. I don’t write all the time. I work two very involving jobs besides writing for Homorazzi, but I’m also thinking that you’re pretty happy that I DON’T write all the time considering you dislike me so much.
We love when people comment on the articles, and I personally love when people add choices to lists like this, but everything from insulting my choice in eye wear to calling me self absorbed isn’t very mature.
Dave
December 27th, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Jae Oh, aren’t you *just* the hippest, most alternative, least cliche gay out there! Your Top 10 list is just so freakin’ cool because it doesn’t contain Kylie Minogue or Britney Spears or Madonna. You’re not a slave to the mass-produced, pre-packaged music industry, no siree!
What you are is a miserable, mean-spirited tool (with poor grammar). Nobody expects to be jacked off on this site. In fact, there’s nothing Nic or Tommy or the others would probably like more than constructive criticism or a well-reasoned counter-arguments. You failed to provide either and hid behind the basest form of criticism: insulting someone personally.
You, my friend, should just get a life and stop trolling the Internet for well-adjusted, successful people to make fun of.
P.S. Nic’s glasses are hot.
Jae Oh
December 27th, 2012 at 11:23 pm
I secretly love you Nic. Why won’t you accept my Facebook friend request?
MichaelAU
December 28th, 2012 at 1:14 am
Wow. When will Internet Trolls just leave the rest of the world alone? It’s tempting to launch into a counter attack – but that’s just what the common Internet Troll is looking for – a reaction. Don’t give it to them, and they go away like a bad smell being carried away by a breeze. PS: Love you Nic and love you Homorazzi.
Tommy D
December 28th, 2012 at 2:01 am
Wow, the desperation this guy has to be included into something is so obvious. Look at his top ten list. He’s just that kid in high school who was teased by all the other kids but secretly wanted to be invited to sit at the lunch table. He’s insignificant and alone, moving on.
Patrik Holmkvist (Australia)
December 28th, 2012 at 2:31 am
Nic I love your list great picks!! Your such a good guy and I love your glasses I want to lick your face :P! Keep rocking it Homorazzi!!!
Lots of love from Australia!
Chris
December 28th, 2012 at 3:07 am
Just want to say a quick thank you Jae Oh.
I’ve been waiting to be called a cookie cutter gay cliche since I came out just under ten years ago and finally it’s happened! Who knew that all it took to be classed as such was to admit to liking music that other people like as well.
PS. As well as sharing music tastes I also have the same glasses as Nic, extra gay kudos for me :D
Jake
December 28th, 2012 at 3:14 am
Hey Jae, I think there’s a reason why the title is MY Top 10 Music Videos Of 2012… and not this year’s best or whatever,
beachballsify2
December 28th, 2012 at 3:26 am
‘Ride’ and ‘Losing You’ were definitely great videos that came out this year, ‘Every Single Night’ should be rated higher
gayperson
December 28th, 2012 at 9:37 am
losing you – solange was everything for me…it was modern and yet 90s/80s awesome. and the video…never have i wanted to be in drag with a big fro-ed wig and shaking seizure-ly more in my life. it also reminds me of beyonce’s ‘party’ a bit–the vid not the song.
gayperson
December 28th, 2012 at 9:48 am
i wasnt going to say anything besides that but i felt its important to say that responding to some random trolls comments with your own bullying remarks esp. those surrounding highschool, in admist all the school shooting/bullying BS is very…well, i’m not surprised cuz i have seen this over the years i been visiting this site, but sometimes this site does the reverse of ‘it gets better’ by reminding people of their school past….i think if you’ve been a target of bullying, esp. as an alleged ‘gay’ student, sticks with you all your life (you never really get over it), and this site, while i know isn’t a gay cnn and is a personal blog site, it just well started my morning off horribly. but oh well, replaying solange will make me forget those horrible years. anyways, peace.
gayperson
December 28th, 2012 at 10:02 am
the word i was looking for was irresponsible. but whatever, i won’t carry around the karma for the BS of others.
gayperson
December 28th, 2012 at 10:07 am
in case someone else needs it…. http://www.homorazzi.com/article/grumpy-morning-wrong-side-of-bed-mood-tips/
lol thx for that and this article Nic.
Georgio
December 29th, 2012 at 12:48 am
Let’s play a game called get a life. Jae, you go first. Everyone else, don’t feed the troll. With that attitude, we’ll see how far he gets in life.
xulfi
December 31st, 2012 at 5:11 am
1st of all nick is so cute n 2nd wat bout Queen Madge “girl gone wild” waz owsum
n i <3 kylie n scissors sisters