Is it wrong that I’m extremely excited for tonight’s 3-hour premiere of “Bachelor Pad” Season 2 on ABC? Yes, my name is Donovan and I’m a reality television junkie. Even though last year’s inaugural season was a bit of a letdown, I’m cautiously optimistic about this season. Hopefully, the producers have tweaked the game a bit and upped the challenges. Last year, the rules felt like they were made up as we went along and the challenges were something you’d see elementary kids participating in during recess.

Judging by the previews it certainly looks like the production team has raised the bar. Plus casting the trainwrecks that are Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi was brillballs. Maybe not that brilliant, considering these two fame whores would probably show up at an autograph signing at a hot dog stand if it meant they received a bit of press. That being said, their post breakup interview with Chris Harrison was trashy reality television at it’s best SLASH worst.

The one thing Season 1 has over Season 2 is the quality of the guys. Don’t get me wrong, there are a few studs this season that are definitely sexy, but last year had David Good, Kiptyn, Kovacs and Jesse Beck. Talk about sex on a stick. These guys had testosterone oozing out of every pore. That being said, there are a couple of guys that will definitely keep me hot and bothered for the rest of the summer. Check them out in all their shirtless glory below. At the end of this post, I’ve ranked the guys according to my personal “hot” taste. See if you agree with my rankings.

Blake Julian

Occupation: Dentist
Age: 28
Residence: Greenville, SC
From: The Bachelorette Season 7 (Ashley Herbert)

Graham Bunn

Occupation: Entrepreneur
Age: 32
Residence: New York, NY
From: The Bachelorette Season 4 (DeAnna Pappas)

Jake Pavelka

Occupation: Pilot
Age: 33
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
From: The Bachelor Season 14 & The Bachelorette Season 6 (Ali Fedotowsky)

Justin “Rated R” Rego

Occupation: In Sales
Age: 27
Residence: Toronto, Canada
From: The Bachelorette Season 6 (Ali Fedotowsky)

Kasey Kahl

Occupation: Entrepreneur/Philanthropist
Age: 27
Residence: Clovis, CA
From: The Bachelorette Season 6 (Ali Fedotowsky)

Kirk DeWindt

Occupation: Personal Trainer
Age: 27
Residence: Minneapolis, MN
From: The Bachelorette Season 6 (Ali Fedotowsky)

Michael Stagliano

Occupation: Entrepreneur
Age: 27
Residence: Sherman Oaks, CA
From: The Bachelorette Season 5 (Jillian Harris)

William Holman

Occupation: Cellular Phone Salesman
Age: 30
Residence: Fostoria, OH
From: The Bachelorette Season 7 (Ashley Herbert)

Ames Brown

Occupation: Portfolio Manager
Age: 31
Residence: New York, NY
From: The Bachelorette Season 7 (Ashley Herbert)

My Rankings (From Hottest To Least Hottest)

Now that you’ve seen all the guys, check out my hottie rankings below. Sometimes their personality factored in my placings but other times their abs and face outshone their personas. See if you agree with my choices. Post your rankings in the comment section. I’d love to see how my taste in men compares to yours.

1. Graham Bunn (when your last name is Bunn and has two N’s, how can I resist. He’s probably a juicy bottom *wink*)
2. Justin “Rated R” Rego (sure he’s a douche, but he’s got that bad boy thing going on)
3. Ames Brown (his awkward robotic ways are so cute)
4. Blake Julian (sometimes I’m in the mood for a waspy hottie)
5. Michael Stagliano (he’s got an identical twin. rawrrrrrr)
6. Kirk DeWindt (who doesn’t love a cute gingy)
7. William Holman (too twinky for me)
8. Kasey Kahl (that tattoo incident was way too creepy)
9. Jake Pavelka (hot body, but his fame-whorish ways are a turn off)

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