Apparently, being in the military is where the party is at. With the recent flood of videos being uploaded by service men asking celebrities for dates, dancing and lip syncing to Britney Spears songs or other shenanigans, I’m almost tempted to enlist with Uncle Sam. All kidding aside, it’s nice to see them enjoying their downtime considering the stress and danger they potentially face.

The latest video to pop up on the internet has a sexy cadet named Farmer being offered a $1 to deep throat a banana. I wonder what 10 bones will get me *wink*. I’m sure once word of Farmer’s lack of a gag reflex got around the barracks, he became really popular. At least that’s what would happen in a gay porn storyline. Apparently, deep-throating food is the latest video craze, much like the “planking“. At least showing off your fellatio skills won’t come off as racially insensitive like planking does. Watch sexy Farmer go to town on the banana below.


As impressed as I am with Farmer’s “skills“, I was more distracted by his buddy taking the picture. WOOF is all I have to say. How hilarious was it that he asked Farmer if he’d go out with him after witnessing his BJ skills? LOL.