ANTM Cycle 20, Guys & Girls: Meet The Models (Fuglies)

Previously on America’s Next Top Model, Tyrant did some stuff, some models cried, some new judges came on board, some girls cried some more, and a wannabe was given a relatively pointless title. Other than that, I have no idea. I took the Cycle off. That’s right. Tyrant’s punishment for the debacles that were Angelea’s force fed win slash re-shot ending in AllStars and then AzMarie’s brutal dismissal for refusing to booty touche in the British Invasion cycle and then firing Nigel, I just couldn’t do it anymore. After 17 Cycles of bitchy, fun, and loyal recaps, Tyrant finally wore me down with her nonsense. But I’m back! Fresh from months of blissful ANTM-free life. New boyfriend (woof!), new job (yay!), and the same snarky attitude towards the wannabes. And blessed be… we have boys and girls this year! There better be some chest hair.

Okay. Ready. I’m going to live type this reveal… clicking link now… waiting… oh GOOD LORD. There is some serious heroin crystal chic shit going on! Seriously. My first reactions:

  • A) Feed those boys!
  • B) There is way too much eyebrow trimming going on. Everywhere.
  • C) Give that blonde some sunscreen!
  • D) What’s with the emaciated boy faces! Not hot, not cute, certainly not woofy.
  • E) OMG somebody mashed Lluvy and Allison into one freaky model!

Okay… let’s take a look at these wannabes one by one.

ALEX

Age: 21
City: Palm City, FL
Height: 5’9 ¼”

Gurl… sunscreen. Use it. I love the hot pink lips and more classic all-American girl look. Once they give her some make up tips, she’ll probably score well on commercial shoots.

KANANI

Age: 19
City: Chicago, IL
Height: 5’7 ½”

She’s kinda got a Zoe Saldana thing going on which is sexy. A little bit Isis too. I’m digging her natural, unforced beauty. Her eyes look a little uneven. Tyrant’s gonna pick on her for that.

BIANCI

Age: 18
City: Los Angeles, CA
Height: 5’9 ½”

Hmmm… kinda blah. There’s not much bone structure going on in the shot… except for her nose. Maybe they’ll brand her the pretty-ugly-pretty one.

CHLEA

Age: 20
City: Bear, Delaware
Height: 5’10”

She looks stunned… and oddly like Julia Stiles. When I blur my vision I see some potential with those eyes and collar bones.

CHRIS H.

Age: 25
City: North Bergen, NJ
Height: 6’1 ½”

I think I was reacting to his pic when I said “oh good lord”. I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Just seems wrong.

CHRIS S.

Age: 24
City: Houston, TX
Height: 5’10 ¼”

Nice eyes… he just looks so petite. Some of these girls could probably throw him around. Good strong chin though.

CORY

Age: 22
City: Philadelphia, PA
Height: 6’2 ½”

Another eek from me. He looks like a ballerina who had her bun pulled back too tight. The eyebrows are killing me!

DON

Age: 25
City: Minneapolis, MN
Height: 6’0”

Now we’re talking. He looks strong, I’m digging the tatts and scruff. He’s actually handsome. I like my male models handsome, not so pretty.

JEREMY

Age: 19
City: Mission Viejo, CA
Height: 6’3”

Definitely rocking the “I couldn’t care less” look male models must master. He’s also got potential in a young Edward Norton kind of way.

JIANA

Age: 20
City: Denver, CO
Height: 5’10”

Oh hey! It’s Mayam Bialik!

JOURDAN

Age: 19
City: Bend, Oregon
Height: 6’0”

I think she’s super pretty. Hot lips! Tyrant’s gonna love the whole five head thing she’s rocking too.

MARVIN

Age: 20
City: Bronx, NY
Height: 6’1”

First off, get this guy some skin cream from MASC! He’s got potential to own the tall dark and handsome category, but his features are almost too strong for my tastes.

MIKE

Age: 27
City: Los Angeles, CA
Height: 6’5”

Hello giant! At 6’5”, this guys is going to tower over a lot of the other models (boys and girls). Hopefully he’s got some meat on those bones to fill out that big frame.

NINA

Age: 18
City: New York, NY
Height: 5’8 ½”

It’s Lluvy! No.. Allison! It;s Llullison! Seriously. I love Allison… my all-time fave. We’ll see if this girl can even come close.

PHIL

Age: 24
City: Lanesboro, MA
Height: 6’3 ½”

So glad we got a hipster. ‘Nuff said.

RENEE

Age: 24
City: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Height: 5’8”

Awww… pretty. I actually just said that out loud. She’ll probably get a huge weave or get it all shaved off. Oh Tyrant. So predictable.

ANTM Cycle 20: Who Are Your Favorite(s)?

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  • Caleb

    The phrase is “couldn’t care less,” and, in the entry for Cory, it should read “too” not “to.”

  • JMC

    This is some pretty astounding bad casting. Reality TV lives and dies on casting, this is a mess. With the inclusion of men audiences will be expecting sculpted bodies and all American handsome faces and not whatever you call this.

  • Chris

    Where’s the ‘fiercely real’ guy???

  • TR.

    Just as I thoughts there’s a gay guy, or as it seems. Digging Nina, Jourdan, Jeremy Don & Kanani as my final 5 though!

  • Chris

    Jeremy has a look of the guy who won Make Me A Supermodel

  • OdetoFear

    The first girl, Alex, looks like a M-To-F transgender person. Ron is hella sexy! I don’t know why male modeling competitions don’t work. I’m glad for this, but honestly i don’t know if I’ll watch. The show went from good, to way fucking Tyra centered bad; then it got revamped and became good again, now it’s just gimmicky, short girls, brit girls, now guys. End the series already.

  • Res

    The casting is HORRIBLE. Where are the real black men? I am not talking about Don who is clearly biracial. Funny thing is, I know Don. He’s an inspiring rapper dating Nikki Flores who is really good singer/demo artist. They both live together in LA. I guess the only reason he auditioned for this was to help his rap career.

  • Hugo

    I wonder why all the male cast had to be so old, I mean Mike is the oldest constestant ever (without considering the all stars) and I don’t know if he is worth it.

  • Monique

    Nina does look like a mix of Allison, Lluvy, and Anamaria. Jourdan is my favorite at this point, and Don is good too. Renee is pretty, and the two Chris’s are ok. I want to see more of Jeremy.
    I can’t wait to read your recaps, Rich! We missed you in Cycle 19!

  • Thanks Monique! It was nice to taker a break… hopefully Tyrant doesn’t break me again. 😉

  • sergio

    that means i can be a model too!!

  • Jourdan is Brittani Klein’s doppelganger! Chlea, Kanani, Nina, and Renee all have potential in my mind. Though I fear Nina will give the same scared expression a lot.

  • Steve-O

    Please Please Please do a vote on who we think looks like the biggest trainwreck!!!

  • drew

    Alex is giving me serious Elizabeth Hasselbeck vibes….not a good thing…

  • ahmad

    ok wow rally
    IS THIS WHAT AMERICA HAS TO OFFER
    fuck dubai im going there to model lol
    i swear to god some of those bitches pulled me back in shock ,
    id give them change in the street maybe
    that manly dark one looks good and so does jourdan
    clear winners , the rest are DISASTERS

  • bookie

    Why the hell do so many of you love Jeremy? He’s so not good looking. His looks are just mediocre, average.

  • josh

    Have any of you seen the wedding photo shoot? Some of the models look a little bit better but the whole shoot is crap!

  • milkyaqua

    I think Jeremy is popular because he does look like some male models. Someone above mentioned Branden Rickman from MMaS and they do have a similar look. I remember reading several fashion blogs that described Branden’s look as ugly/pretty and thought he could have had a decent career if he hadn’t been so interested in partying. Other than him, maybe Phil. Chris H has some nice pre-show pics despite his unfortunate blue steele pola. Chris S is too short. Any model board has male models starting at 6′. If this was a real modeling competition, girl-wise, Bianca and Jourdan would be the picks. Jourdan’s got perfect measurements for runway. Kanani is pretty but short. She could maybe have a career like Fo in L.A. as a commercial girl where height isn’t that big of an issue. Everyone else is either too old, too short or in Mike’s case, too tall. Of course, none of this matters because Tyra’s not looking for a real model. She’s just trying to amuse herself.

  • toby

    cory belongs to RUPAULS DRA ACE….NOT ANTM

  • toby

    opps….rupauls drag race..:)

  • I heard guy models and I got excited. I shouldn’t have…

  • Wes

    Cory is from Philadelphia and performs in drag as Serena Starr.

  • Chorva

    I find only Kanani pretty amongst the girls and for the guys Don is sexy with those exotic eyes while Phil is giving me a good for tv cute vibe potential like Mike Lanter from Manhunt/90210.

  • Rob

    post The Face recaps!

  • Monique

    Chris S and Bianca have been eliminated…

  • Rick

    I could be very wrong, but pretty sure most of the models from previous seasons would have looked similar to this if done in simple natural head shots. That being said, still not expecting much out of the co-ed season, but I’ll hold full judgement until after the first episode/photo shoots, when they’ve had just as many touchups and day to day makeup(yes, even the guys) that any other show would put on them.

  • mhmmmmmm

    Lets not compare someone as blah as Kanani to the beautiful and perfect Zoe Saldana , they look nothing alike and Kanani is a 1 compared to a 10 like Zoe

  • mep

    Come on you guys isn’t it clear that the winner should be Phil. I know that at times he can be a little odd, but he is just like Jesus. I believe that him throwing the rock at the fence was completely scripted to prepare us for his soon to come elimination, but i still have fate, because PEOPLE LOVE PHIL!!!!

  • gloria r

    Am totally sick of Chris H and all the “Nobody likes me”whining. He is observers and completely self-interest. Besides he’s funny looking.

  • reirei3 manguerra

    see?… Jeremy should be the winner… he’s strong among the voters the result shows…

  • Giomy

    where can we find more photos from Don?

  • A

    The voters are regular people that don’t know what makes a strong model?. It’s not about a cute face or who you would want to date.

  • g

    Renee turned out to be one of the two? three? who could actually model, but she reminded me of Fatima from an earlier cycle….and more for her absolutely vile personality than her looks. Never could understand why Jourdan was made out to be the cycle villain….she was a pill, but Renee made some of the cuntiest remarks I’ve ever heard on this shark-jumping show.