Filed under: Donovan, Totally GAY!, TV Shows
Author: Donovan
Date: Jun 2, 2011
As mentioned earlier, today I’m doing a double feature this week for my Man Crush series. Initially, I wanted to pick Andy Cohen as my sole hottie, but I know I’d get complaints from those horny mofos looking for a young hot tight body. Last time I tried to go all cerebral with Chris Cuomo, I received negative feedback- a first for my Crush feature. Well, I wasn’t willing to budge on featuring Cohen so I wrote another post for all of you craving a little chicken. Today is also Andy Cohen’s birthday. How could I not use this opportunity to give Andy a huge virtual HAPPY BIRTHDAY kiss. Love you longtime. If Andy isn’t your thing, check out Cody Longo. I’m sure he’ll satisfy your twink craving.
So why do I love Andy Cohen so much? Normally, silver foxes aren’t my thing, but Cohen breaks those rules. My fascination for Mr. Cohen has evolved to pure on love, as the years have gone by. As each season of “The Real Housewives” wraps up, Cohen’s performance as reunion moderator endears himself more to me. Alex always makes fun of me for crushin’ on Cohen. To me he’s the perfect guy. He’s smart, driven, friends with all the Housewives and has the power to approve or cancel shows on Bravo. His power is so intoxicating. Plus, I love how queenie he gets on the reunion shows and his talk show, “Watch What Happens Live“.
Cohen was born in St. Louis, Missouri on June 2, 1968. Gemini, me likey. His official title for Bravo is Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Development. During his time for the network, he’s earned accolades for his work on “Top Chef“, “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy“, “Project Runway” and “Kathy Griffin My Life on the D-List” to name a few. He’s also been singled out for his sexiness. Cohen was named “hottest blogger of 2006” by OUT Magazine. In 2010, TV Guide Magazine named Cohen one of the “25 Most Powerful People in Television” (along with Oprah Winfrey, Simon Cowell, Tina Fey, and Jon Stewart). Not bad company. Now that you have a brief overview, check out the hotness that is Andy Cohen. Mazel.

A silver fox hanging out with the dogs.

Tracy Young manhandling my boy, Andy Cohen. Hands off, you lesbian. LOL.

Cohen gets to hang out with some pretty famous people. On the left, Kelly Ripa took that pic. Talking a little spy talk with 007 Daniel Craig on the right.

Cohen was Grand Marshall at this year’s Miami Pride Parade. I was so bummed I missed him by only a week.

Taking a little dip in South Beach. Eat your heart out, David Hasselhoff.

Definitely one of the hottest bloggers. I wonder what online porn he peruses.

He must have the nicest wardrobe. If his BF is the same size, he’s even a luckier beyotch than I thought.

Soaking some rays on the beach. Kinda sexy with his legs slighty apart with his head back. WINK.
gay person
June 2nd, 2011 at 3:59 am
hot! makes what happens live and the reunions even more ‘must-watch’ then the crazy housewives.
gay person
June 2nd, 2011 at 4:00 am
wow that was horrible grammar. i blame it on andy cohen’s hotness.
Dan
December 16th, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Andy Cohen really does it for me! He is smart, talented, handsome and so sexy! I just love him! I have never reacted to any celebrity this way, never.
Anon. Girl
March 9th, 2013 at 4:17 am
I’m a straight girl–and I think Andy’s HOT! I have fantasies of “turning” him just for a day..or two or three ;-) I’m 27, but I like older men. That smile, chest hair, etc. I. Can’t. Handle. It. But damn–he sends out mixed messages! I think it’s just cause he’s naturally flirty & exuberant. If I ever meet him, he better have security cause I will jump right on him, pull that tie around his neck, and smack him accross the face–playfully, of course ;-)
Eric
April 16th, 2013 at 6:26 pm
This is an old post, but I couldn’t help but comment. Andy Cohen is literally the hottest man on this planet. haha I can’t even think about him without getting a boner! lol Love the guy!
Donovan
April 16th, 2013 at 6:40 pm
@eric i couldn’t agree with you any more.
Marc
May 3rd, 2013 at 6:41 pm
Ugh, can’t handle this man. He’s definitely my older crush. I’m 19 (come on, we all have our older crushes), but I think what really makes him hot to me is that he looks almost identical to a guy at my school I had a huge man crush on, just older. Same smile, same skin tone, same eyes, nose, etc… He looks like an older replica. But it’s even hotter because Andy is confirmed gay, whereas my younger crush is not, there is a chance!