Apologies for the late American Idol recap. A little too much fun last night. That’s all I’m going to say. I’m sure by now you already know who was booted last night. So, I’ll just quickly discuss a few points from last night’s results show.

It’s official. For the first time since Season 6, there won’t be a cute white guy winner. Halleloo. No disrespect to Paul Jolley, but I’m glad he was eliminated. For a hot second there, I was worried that my girl Amber Holcomb was leaving. I had a feeling she was going to be in the bottom after singing that obscure Lennon-McCartney song. That’s why I gave her all my 50 votes. How she was in the Bottom 3 and not Lazaro Arbos is beyond me. He’s definitely this year’s Sanjaya. I’m curious to know where exactly he placed. Damn you Nigel for revealing rankings one week and not the other. Though I will say, it does create an air of mystery. Check out all the clips below from last night with my thoughts.

Amber Holcomb’s Fog Machine Woes

Hands down the funniest thing I’ve seen on Idol in a while. How friggin’ adorable is she? Hopefully this clip endears her to viewers. It made me love her even more… if that was possible.

The Girls Perform “Here, There And Everywhere”

It’s American Idol’s Fifth Harmony, ya’ll. I loved that Nigel separated the boys and girls for the group performance. If it wasn’t obvious before, it’s crystal clear the ladies kick the boys’ collective asses.

The Guys Perform ” Got To Get You Into My Life”

Is it me, or is this the gayest thing ever on American Idol. I felt like I was watching a VH1 Divas Live special. There was so much hand flailing I lost count. I loved that the guys needed an entire band, yet with the girls… it was just about them.

Jimmy Iovine’s Thoughts on the Top 9

Bravo Jimmy for calling out the judges. That’s why I love this man.

Jessica Sanchez and Ne-Yo Perform “Tonight”

Love Jessica Sanchez but I expected more. She wasn’t in her finest form.

Casey Abrams Performs “I Saw Her Standing There”

LMFAO. They bring Casey back, but he has to perform a Beatles track. Poor guy couldn’t perform his own material. He’s like one of the contestants.

Paul Jolley Sings For Survival

He knew the writing was on the wall. There was no way the judges were going to use their one save on him.

Are you happy with last night’s elimination? Who do you think will be next? How far will Lazaro make it? Do you think an all girl Final 5 is possible? Sound off below.

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