Do Not Pass Go!

britney_spearsAccording to, there is a WARRANT out for the arrest of Adnan Ghalib (Britney’s loser ex) – charged with three felonies. Not only is he watching from the sidelines as Britney makes a killer comeback, prepping for her world tour, but now 7 years bad luck may be coming his way as he could be facing 7 years in the slammer.

Earlier this month, he was being served legal papers by a process server (on behalf of the Comeback Queen) but instead hit the man with his car, breaking the guy’s wrist and leaving him with several cuts & bruises. It could have been worse, considering the server threw himself onto the hood of Adnan’s car to avoid being crushed against a garbage adnan truck.

Hope they catch Britney’s old ball & chain…and give him a ball & chain.

Are you into Phonography, Adnan? …Cuz you won’t be getting much play in prison!

Seriously – Go Away. Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200. Your 15 minutes of fame are up.