Filed under: Charge It, Fashion, Redd
Author: Redd
Date: Sep 18, 2009
Here is a list of 5 things grown men should no longer wear. There are many things we have grown up wearing that we could get away with back then but now that we are adults, it is time to throw these things out and replace them with more age appropriate versions. Time to clean out your closets so here are a few suggestions on what to replace them with.
1. Backpacks – Unless you’re carrying huge amount of books from one classroom to another, this choice of bag should never be an option. The only time a backpack is acceptable is when you are traveling or hiking. Replace your backpack with a messenger bag or a duffel bag. I’m a big fan of Freitag, they make their bags out of well-traveled truck tarpaulins, unraveled seat belts, bicycle inner tubes beyond repair, recycled airbags, and come in fun colours and patterns.
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2. Sleeveless shirts – Unless you have seriously honed muscles opt for a nice t shirt instead, avoid wearing sleeveless shirts cause nobody wants to see your armpit hair. Simple t shirts work best and avoid college type shirts with witty sayings. Leave those to the college students.
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Here are a few from my favourite store SSENSE.
3. Baseball caps – As Adam have told you in his Top 10, the impression this choice of headgear is that one is balding. The only time baseball caps are suitable is when you are engaging in athletic activity (man-hunting at the club is not one of them) such as sports or at the gym. Yes we all have bad hair days but opt for other hats like fedoras, Dutch boy (Fiddler) cap or a Poorboy Hat depending on what suits you of course.
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4. Multiple Layers of Jewelery (Accessories) – Avoid wearing more than 2 pieces of jewelery at a time. You don’t wanna look like an accessory stand at Claire’s. Wearing a watch, bracelet, necklace and rings all at once is just too much. Space your jewelery out, if you’re wearing a watch then try to balance this out with a necklace if you feel the need to wear more than one accessory (honestly, I keep my accessories to a bare minimum). Rings and bracelets at the same time is just too much. Basic age appropriate accessories are simple, stay away from gaudy pieces and invest in a classic watch, simple chain necklace and a plain band ring.
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5. Jeans with Holes – It may have been in fashion back then but it’s time to give this trend a rest. A little distressing is acceptable but over processed bleached out destroyed jeans are not age appropriate. It’s always better to look more polished than disheveled.
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Nic O.
September 18th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
You speak the truth Redd. Love.
Redd
September 18th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Hearts & Unicorns back :)
MikeL
September 18th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Nothing is worse than a fedora.
NOTHING
Harlequin22
September 18th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I tend to usually go for the guys in baseball caps, over the guys in fedoras. :O
Dan
September 20th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I have ever single item on your list. On me, right now.
Redd
September 20th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Quel horreur!
Adam
September 21st, 2009 at 9:06 pm
ABSOLUTELY FEDORA = FASHION DEATH.
(hi donovan !! ;)
love it redd.. thank god people have us to fix them! :P
Redd
September 21st, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Not everyone can wear a fedora… I’m not saying replace baseball caps with fedoras. Just pick out something else other than a ball-cap that suits you.
Dave
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 am
Does anyone know who designed the straw-fedora hat? Or where i could get one exactly like it?
Jim
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Excellent advise and I have been saying this to friends for years!!!
Kyle M
September 25th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
ugh every time i see pictures of me wearing a fedora i shudder – be very, very careful. /baseball hats are sexy if worn appropriately, not every day.
i think generalizing about specific items is a bit – general. it’s all in HOW you wear things.
beano
September 28th, 2009 at 6:30 am
I’ve been using a fancy freitag bag for the last ten years and now I have to go to a neurologist for spinal compression. Messenger bags will fuck you up. Get a fucking backpack, you snobs.
Bill
November 4th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
What utter drivel. Someone obviously has nothing better to do.
Debbie
May 31st, 2010 at 1:51 pm
you whoring slime!
Yuliq Mahbaht
July 21st, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Redd… Turn in your ‘Man Card’…
Fedora hats? Give me a break. They sucked in the 60′s, and they suck now. Backpacks and 501′s are for real me.