The sexy men of God are back and hotter than ever. With even less clothing this year, I might add. I had to censor a couple of the preview pics so I could post them. This year, the 2014 edition pays tribute to gay marriage. If posing butt naked in a missionary position is what it takes for marriage equality to pass around the world, bring it on.

As a side note, my alternate Halloween costume this past weekend was to dress like a priest. I had my schtick down pat and ready to dole out some penance to slutty offenders I ran into that night. Instead, I went the politically incorrect route and dressed as a rice farmer with bamboo stick in tow. LOL. Enough of that, let’s bring on the barely-clothed clergymen.

Orthodox Calendar 2014 Teaser

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